Growing up there were certain phrases I never thought I’d have to tell another human being. That is, until I became the uncle of a toddler, not a parent. Now phrases cross my lips that in different company could be taken to be a pick-up line, sharing too much personal information or an insult to the listener’s mother. I’ll let you judge which are which.
- “You can’t just go around sticking your finger in people’s noses.”
- “Don’t touch that dog there.”
- “Playing with your own feces is generally seen as a social faux pas.”
- “Come sit on daddy’s lap.”
- “Good job! Now wipe off your hands.”
- “Don’t pull your pants down again!”
- “That’s not what a pen is for.”
My special is still number 6, all who know me better, know what i mean! What makes me afraid is, that i met some peoples ( parents ) and when we talked or walked, their children came to me. It´s always the same procedure, first shy - and then in love. But, all meant together that i would be a great father, i can good with children, it´s lovely how i lighten up while playing with them.
It was nice to hear and made me embarrassed. And one important thing at last, for this mission i need help - ladies, your chance to comment for hire!
This parenting stuff is great. But drilling makes more fun actually.
